Here’s a short list of what I’ve accomplished since I stopped drinking two years ago:
- Lost 75 pounds
 - Bought a bad-ass loft condo
 - Finished a first draft of an advice book
 - Started exercising three days a week, then four
 - Went from a size XXL to size Large
 - Performed in three comedy festivals
 - Got a badass new job at Breaking News (download our apps!)
 - Finished multiple drafts of multiple television and movie scripts
 - Went from 42-inch waist to 36-inch
 - Went from hating myself daily to relatively enjoying myself
 
A lot of this is what I externally accomplished, what I can show on paper. But I think that last one is the most important.